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Vote Rick Astley!

He is NEVER gonna:

1. Give you up;

2. Let you down;

3. Run around and desert you;

4. Make you cry;

5. Say goodbye; or

6. Tell a lie and hurt you

Everyone everywhere in all elections should only ever vote Rick!

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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That's the first youtube video I've ever seen with over a billion views and over a million comments! But yup, it's a great song for a candidate, LOL!

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Genuinely, genuinely laughed oh my God.

In 2025 I was going to draw a dick.

But now?

No.

I'm voting for Rick.

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I decided to go and write in Unacceptable across the ballot. But if no one showed up to their pretend election, that would be even better.

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If we don't show up we get fined. There is no frigging way after seeing how the sheeple lined up here for the vax we could organise a mass non-voting protest.

Even if we could get 10% to do it the government would gleefully fine all of us.

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"If we don't show up we get fined. "

Order a postal ballot and chuck it in the bin when it arrives.

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Imagine if we could get 75% of Australians to sit the next one out. The government would go absolutely mental.

Remember when Turnbull faced a hung parliament and the first thing he did was blast voters for 'not voting properly because now he had to negotiate with independents.'

What a flaming asshole. Go back to your harbour mansion mate.

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Wow. That's insane. So makes perfect sense. :-)

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pay the fine. you have far far more to lose by voting.

And.. if you are writing from Australia, I never vote there... and I never pay the fines.

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I see what you did there....

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"They" say you should vote for the party that best represents you.

Upon your advice, my politics are becoming more refined.

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Actually, presidents are only figure heads. What the electorate really needs to see is which billionaires, techno/fascists, and trillion dollar asset management firms are "equally funding" both candidates fooling those voting into thinking elections are a democratic activity resulting in a goverment representing the will of the people.

In fact, elections are decided by propagandized dupes, or election shenanigans

designed to ensure that the proles needs are "always disregarded" by the ruling elite.

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we think its basically just a contract that you sign every 4 years giving your consent to let them 🖕🏼 us up the asses/do whatever the fuck they want...we do not consent!

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But, but, but ... I was told it was my duty.

I see your words as the verbal version of Jordan's Uniparty Trojan horses. Fine painting, fine words!

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They also told you they were "safe and effective"...

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And even more telling, still do.

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Because they are... Just not in the way the herds of modern moron slaves apprehend it.

https://voza0db.substack.com/p/morons-just-dont-get-it-c2e

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Indeed...

https://voza0db.substack.com/p/morons-just-dont-get-it-ebc

"Voting" is the utter expression of Personal Irresponsibility.

https://voza0db.substack.com/p/morons-just-dont-get-it-050

All those that want to participate in the current scam "democracy" are scoundrels, fraudsters and terrorists.

I never was... a voter.

https://voza0db.substack.com/p/morons-just-dont-get-it-b13

My fellow modern moron slaves need to realize that the curent MAIN SYSTEM

https://voza0db.substack.com/p/morons-just-dont-get-it-7a9

will never be CHANGED via a "vote". The "vote" exists merely to sustain the MAIN SYSTEM alive and well.

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I went one better....I UNREGISTERED to VOTE....because I never want to vote for my oppressor. It matters to unregister because the system NEEDS to have registered voters...even if you don't vote. That is even better for the scum lord- rich class. Unregistering scares the shit out of the rich class.

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Well said! No one who supports Israel is capable of setting anyone free...

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Finally somebody gets it.

It is fucking unbelievable how all these so-called fucking dissident writers, Malone, John Leake, Vigilant Fox, Jeff Childers & Co root for Trump now.

It is another stupid misconception that there is Mainstream Media and Alternative Media. The so-called "alternative media" including Substack is now firmly captured by the the Trump/Musk right wing and MSM by the democrats. Free media - except for little pockets here and there from writers that are shadow banned and get nowhere - is another illusion.

It makes me almost vomit how Vigilant Fox is verbally wanking off if he only gets a whiff of Elon Musks's smell. Fuck these idiots.

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Amazing...nobody wins every election. What a freaking marvelous platform that the voter can cling to election after election.

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RFK will change many tyrannical policies Vote Trump

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I'm afraid he'll meet the "Kennedy curse" if he even tries.

We're talking mafia here. Quite literally, the same mob, in bespoke suits, custom made vehicles, and the best PR(opaganda) money can buy.

Guys like this don't take kindly to "policy changes".

Don't kid yourself.

This is not how things are going to change.

Sadly...

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I think you're going to be very disappointed.

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I vote for Rick

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Yessiree-bob!

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