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Red Pill Poet's avatar

Perfect! The language of Mad Ave meets the brave new dystopia. Very much along the lines of New World Humor's latest piece, featuring “Palantir Dating”.

So many deft strokes, including this one: “It will also take the dog with it, as required – or a child over the age of two, if on a lead, masked and fully vaccinated.”

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Peter: of Family Forrest's avatar

Will we be the Wild Rovers? Nano...never no more!

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Gavin Mounsey's avatar

Great post brother, thanks for the dark humor wrapped red pill.

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Blodders's avatar

Bloody hilarious Paul - I especially liked the Rain-E-day feature😍

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Michael  Lynch's avatar

This is epic! A perfect presentation of where we are headed at this very moment. Thank You Paul!

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Gavin Mounsey's avatar

Yes! Its all the best parts of Sustainable Development and 4IR in one neato package! And why even walk on that strenuous and sweaty treadmill when you can go one step further and just lay in a stretcher with robotic arms injecting electrodes into your muscle tissue stimulating your muscles while you go on a virtual robot neighborhood walk ?

You can get all the muscle tone with non of that pesky walking motion being required!

And don't worry about the pain of sore muscles or those electrodes, this package would of course come with a range of powerful synthetic opioids from our friends at big pharma that would totally numb out your body throughout the whole process! Isn't the future of smart city AI assisted life so fun and convenient!?

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For more on the wonderful convenience and benefits of having AI chatbots and robots do all your work for you, read these articles, posts and comments:

https://www.ctol.digital/news/generative-ai-threatens-average-iq-drop-tech-dark-side/

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ai-threatens-to-lower-our-iq-and-chatgpt-agrees-51adfa65

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11020077/

https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/every-10-years-humans-got-smarter-thats-now-reversing/

https://charleseisenstein.substack.com/p/an-edifying-thought-on-ai

https://corbettreport.com/we-need-to-talk-about-ai/#comment-178060

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Crixcyon's avatar

Cool...a new movie about Walk-A-bot Creek down under.

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Yet Another Tommy's avatar

I will look for it on Amazon.

fwiw, sounds like "Walkabout".

"Walkabout is a term dating to the pastoral era in which large numbers of Aboriginal Australians were employed on cattle stations. During the tropical wet season, when there was little work on the stations, many would return to their traditional life back home.

The term was also used to describe unexplained absences of any kind."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkabout

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Patricia Kahler's avatar

This has got to be a joke right?

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Paul Cudenec's avatar

Of course!

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Patricia Kahler's avatar

Okay, now I can have a giggle! AI and all of this genetically modified food and now meds, gives me the heebie geebies

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Jenny Stewart's avatar

That's a sign of excellent health Patricia!

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Patricia Kahler's avatar

Ta Jenny, just awake up to whats going on, and trying to do my part, to wake others. The thought of being controlled by robots or computers, does my head in, so only take small doses, of learning, at a time, on this AI issue and AI Precision healthcare

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